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Aphrodite

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Aphrodite was known to the Ancient Greeks as the Goddess of Beauty and Sexuality. She is known to Accordians as third ever Discordian.

In Accordianism

Aphrodite, drawn, as is often case, without a face, because human renderings cannot capture her beauty, and because Accordian artists are frequently lazy, and faces are damned hard.
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Aphrodite, drawn, as is often case, without a face, because human renderings cannot capture her beauty, and because Accordian artists are frequently lazy, and faces are damned hard.

Accordians do not worship Aphrodite the way they worship Eris (otherwise they'd be Aphrodisians, not Erisians). Accordians generally worship Aphrodite the way meat heads generally worship Pamela Anderson. Additionally, Aphrodite is generally loved and respected for the role she played in the early days of Discordianism, including her successful mindfucking of the first Keeper of the Sacred Chao, Paris (see The Illumination of Paris). If Accordians had Saints (which they do), Aphrodite would be (is) a very important one.